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TITLE:ABOUT THE EVOLUTION OF SCENERS AND NATURAL SELECTION
PALETTE:0223 099b 08ba 0cc9
QUESTIONS ON THE PHILOGENESIS OF SCENERS
By Macno
In various Scenology studies of the past I had obtained a moltitude of results
concerning the possible identity and specificity of an animal species we all
know rather well, Homo scenens.
The data collected showed rather contrastant indications, ranging between
opposite theories about the formal definition of a scener.
Is a scener just a race of Homo sapiens or is it a totally different species?
The answer to such a question can't be definitive, being the whole problem of
fundamental importance for the same definition of the whole scene structure and
justification.
Before beginning with the exposition I have to remind you a definition of
species. Even if, however we formulate it, we would risk to be not totally
precise. For our purposes, in any case, we can consider that two living forms
belong to the same species when they are reciprocally interfecund and can give a
fecund prole.
In our case the problem is, basically, if sceners can fecundate human beings and
viceversa.
After a wide paleontological, biochemical and genetical study I have discovered
the following undeniable facts:
- 98% of sceners are male;
- There are many sceners around.
From these two important points we can deduce three different theories upon
sceners' generation (a problem strictly related to their reproduction and
therefore to the definition of species).
- Sceners are normal human being, only rather deviated and with many physic and
psicologic differences that are due to cultural influences.
- Sceners are a different species which is strongly poliandric (a single female
couples with many males) and tends to generate male children.
- Sceners were normal human beings which had a metamorphosis of genetic basis
during their life.
As you can guess, all these three different theories have several contradictory
parts.
- If sceners were really normal human beings, we, like you, would be all rather
surprised. We have underlined so many times that the differences between Homo
sapiens and Homo scenens are extreme, they range from the radically inferior IQ,
to the incredibly developed Sheep Tendency, from the surprising unoriginality of
their articles to the rigid scale of values (booze, girls, stuff). Moreover the
same physical look of the scener is different, being his body weaker, his skin
more pale, his eyes less efficient, the muscles of his fingers abnormally
developed and his bottom heavier.
For all these reasons we can accept such hyphothesis only as last alternative,
good in the absence of strong evidences in favour of the other ones.
- The idea of sceners as a separated species is the most ancient and generally
accepted. The big unsolved problem is that nobody understands from where there
come all these sceners. How do they reproduce? Where are the females? The
lack of any direct observation of a reproduction event is a major problem still
discussed. Are sceners really vivipar, as Homo sapiens? Are they ovipar, as
their number could suggest? What kind of reproduction strategy do they use?
Many embryos with few parental cures or few embryos with many parental cures?
Has anybody seen a scener parent of another scener?
Do sceners reproduce by partenogenesis??
Too many doubts still resist on this theory and for this reason we can't accept
it, even if it's generally considered the most likely.
- This theory is quite new and interesting, it would solve the problem of the
abnormal percentage of males and of the reproduction of sceners, but it has
always some weak parts.
If sceners are metamorphosized human beings they must have a peculiar genetic
code, partly different from the one of normal men. This fact implies two
conseguences:
A- A scener could not be genetically compatible with a human being. That's
possible but not necessarily true, that's why we can ignore it.
B- A scener in any case is supposed to divulge his genetic pool in the
population. This implies that he has to fight hard in the evolution
battleground regulated by natural selection. Now, let's face it, with all our
fantasy we can't see sceners as subjects particularly good in divulging their
genetic pool in a population of human beings. Sceners' insuccess with girls is
sadly a well-known reality, this means that they have less possibilities than
normal boys to divulge their genes in future generations and therefore not only
they shouldn't exist in such quantities, but they are also supposed to find
extintion in few generations!
I can imagine your puzzlement and amazement after similar revelations, but I am
sad to write that I have not finished yet.
There are two more theories recently proposed to solve the problem, they come
from the mind of a single scenologist and haven't faced much favour in the
scientific community.
One of them hyphotizes a diffused and sudden mass genetical mutation that has
transformed normal and innocent men into sceners. This means that there's no
need to explain the origin and the future of sceners, they simply don't exist.
Chemical disasters, radiation losses, secret farmaceutical experiments or
similar things could be the cause of such massive mutation in wide parts of the
population.
The second of these new and daring hyphotesis is that ALL the sceners around are
products of SCENERETICA INC. the well-known sceners production company which is
also sponsor of Scenarium.
In this case we would all be products of Sceneretica, even without knowing that.
It's incredible and exciting at the same time, since we are sure that the
Sceneretica friends always do their work scrupolously and with professionality.
I have tried to sum up the most important theories currently discussed in the
Scenology comunity about the origin and the genetical identity of sceners, I
have not given a real answer, though, since the problem is still far from being
solved. If you want to know everything about sceners' life, customs, look and
social behaviour visit one of their various copy parties, you can have a unique
occasion to watch them closely in their natural environment (take note that they
are generally suspicious and don't like to be photographed by foreigners and
tourists even if they are rarely aggressive or dangerous).
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This article was partly supported by a grant from SCENERETICA INC.
More than a simple trade company. A mother.